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  1. Dear Santa

From the recording Dear Santa

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Holiday, Christmas

Lyrics


Dear Santa,
I saw you come down my chimney again tonight
you always know how to wrap my presents
I like your belly that way, way it jiggles like a jolly bowl of jelly
I wanna take your hat, hide it under my pillow, sleep with it all year
Love, Me

Dear Santa,
I still didin’t get that bicycle I wanted
I wrote you 500 letters and you still haven’t answered me
I’ll be under the mistletoe at 12 am, bring that red nose reindeer
He’ll really light up our night
Love, Me

Why do you always disappear?
I wait around for you the whole damn year
9 cookies on the plate tonight, I really wish you would just take a bite.

Dear Santa,
Your sleigh wasn’t on my roof tonight, where were you
The snow was cool & soft, and tasted just how I imagine your skin tastes
I sat awake all night waiting for you
PS. I took an elf
Love, Me

Why do you always disappear?
I wait around for you the whole damn year
19 cookies on the plate tonight, I really wish you would just take a bite.

Dear Santa,
This is it, this is the night
theres 28 for you, 28 cookies on the table waiting for you,
I’m waiting for you
I’m naughty, your nice, forever Merry Christmas
Love, Me

Why do you always disappear?
I wait around for you the whole damn year
27 on the plate tonight, I really wish you would just take a bite.
Now I know just where you are
You’re in my house, give me the guitar
28 the last house tonight
Merry Christmas and to all a good night!

You don’t only have to come once a year!